(In a bizarre/hilarious (delete as appropriate) development, Australia are now tenth in that table, below Bangladesh, Ireland, Ilford 2nds and the Kent Under-14 Tomboys Called Claire or Melissa XI. Although they aren't completely useless: look at this catch!)
South Africa Levi, Kallis, du Plessis, de Villiers (c/wk), Duminy, Ontong, A Morkel, Botha, Peterson, Steyn, Tsotsobe.
Were you eavesdropping in the pub last week? How do you know my chat-up